And a partridge in a pear tree ...

Catherine's full title and style is: Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus. Yes, I'll have fries with that.

Golden oldies

I used to blog a bit on LiveJournal. Last night I went back and re-read some of my old posts, and they're pretty good (IMHO). So for the sake of preservation/circulation/posterity, I offer the following links to these cyber-antiques:

• http://markcooke.livejournal.com/5361.html
• http://markcooke.livejournal.com/4893.html
• http://markcooke.livejournal.com/3860.html
• http://markcooke.livejournal.com/3472.html
• http://markcooke.livejournal.com/3289.html
• http://markcooke.livejournal.com/2926.html
• http://markcooke.livejournal.com/3622.html

To everything there is a season, and some seasoning.

I created this blog and its basic outline several years ago, but then left it to simmer on a very distant back burner and haven't turned up the heat again until now. I think it's time, finally, to pull out my book of gay recipes and cook up a tasty dish using all the fabulous ingredients in my gay pantry. As Auntie Mame said, "life is a banquet, and most poor bastards are starving to death."

Can I work a metaphor or what?